I know my articles always be a turnup stood. It is either am being great or am being poor. But today, I realized, my life could have been better if I did did what I am supposed to do.
I don’t know anything about life. Nor am I planning to be a crazy asshole. But why? Why haven’t I become great?
There are so many opportunities in this life. Couples with some unbreakable talents. But here I am wasting everything away all because I couldn’t give it honest-to-god try. Why?
I have a destiny. A miracle to make my life count. And yet, I was so stupid chasing dreams, goals that I wouldn’t care about. What a useless life?
I wish you don’t wish me a happy birthday. I don’t think I deserve all this.
Because of me some people are suffering. Because of me so many people are living a useless life. And because of me those that could have been great didn’t become great. Then what the fuck am I doing with my life?
Am I not wasting the best beautiful time that I’ve been got? Am I not being a useless fellow?
To God who made me I really wanted to be great.
I know I wouldn’t have a second chance.
I know there’s no assurance of coming back here. Even if I did want to, I might not end up being here. So, why am I wasting my time?
I have the talent, but, I don’t know why I haven’t succeeded. Is it dedication? Maybe yes! But what exactly is it that I have to do that will make me succeed? What exactly is the purpose of me being here? Why am I being a useless fellow?
You might think that am getting nut. Well, maybe yes. Because there’s no point of me being here without making my life count.
I don’t know about you. But for me, my life must be something. I must amount to something great. I must look at myself in the mirror and say, “Yeah fuck you Lasisi for living a useless life.”
But there’s still a solution .. .. ..
There’s still a solution for me to be happy. There’s still enough time for me to change my life.
Many people will say yes to this thing. They will say yes because I haven’t been a good kid. But I tell you, I will never be something that you want me to be. I will never amount to that meaning of your wonderful life.
I have my dream. I have my own ambitions. And I have my own personal ways of life. Believe me, I am not here to make anyone happy. Instead, I am here to kick you in the ass. That, “Why are you also living a useless life?”
Fuck you for giving me a reason.
Fuck you for telling me your sisters caused it. And yes fuck you for saying, “You know, I could have make a good use of my time, but the challenges are not normal.”
Fuck you now and fuck you forever.
You have to be great.
You have to live a dangerous life. A life where you don’t care about what anyone says about you. As long as you’re becoming what exactly you’ve been dreaming to become.
I know you have a good cause. I believe you really wanted to amount to something great. Believe me, I have the trust in you.
So never give up. Never forget that thing you’ve been dreaming to get. Never settle because it seem you couldn’t live up to your standard. Be a good heroes. A badass. Someone living life on the edge.
And I believe, you will surely succeed.
Have a wonderful day.
It’s still your guy, Lasisi.
(And yeah! You can watch my video down there. And of course, I think I look eye-catching. Looolllllzzzzzz).
Okay now, welcome to my journey so far. I hope you enjoyed it?
The notion of knowing what to do and not doing it is a definition of uselessness.
You have so many great ideas and yet you’re living a useless life. All you think about is theory.
Theory this. Theory that. Fuck you! Do you think all successful business man and woman only think about success? You stupid asshole!
Based on my calculations, many people will end up fighting over partners than actually pursuing their dreams. And the question is: why are you so stupid chasing your partner instead of chasing goals?
Don’t you know that your ability in achieving greatness will somehow drive the aura of your so called love ones into your life? So stop foolishly fucking around!
Of course I want you to find your dream man and or woman. But that doesn’t stop you from working your ass off. Or are you just planning to talk about your ideas day-in and day-out without any results to show for it? If that’s your plan then fuck you. I won’t ever open my eyes looking at you going useless. I must do something about it.
Because telling me about all your crazy ideas and filling my head with your creativity jargons is a useless tactics if you couldn’t amount to something great.
And building all your useless mansions in your head with a views that makes Barrack Obama think his house is outdated that he should build another one to compete with your own won’t do anyone any good.
If your theoretical life is so great than your realistical life then you wouldn’t be here reading my jargons. At least, you’ll be somewhere else doing something else but anyway, I appreciate your usefulness. I think writing this ain’t for my own personal entertainment it’s for people behind shit. We need to uncover all your stupid jargons.
If you’re not ready to take actions then – fuck all your ideas.
Some people are even useless to the point of waiting for the right time. Eh! Waiting for that special moment of your life, huh? Where mother nature will bring every signs and push to you all your needs without you lifting a finger? Fuck you! And fuck your devil may care attitude.
Believe me, your ignorance is bliss. Sitting down there talking about dreams, goals, ambitions, and ideas without any usefulness in you? I think you’re just a useless fellow. Do you think those who are helping you doesn’t also has their own fucking shit? Do you think they don’t have their own problems? You little bastard.
I am tired of you!
Yes! You too should find something to do. Anything. It is in doing anything you’ll find something resonating with you. Something you can now call your own. Filling my head everyday with your bullshit is already a brain numbness for me. Please do something.
Don’t ever tell me about your problems, what you want and how you want to live your life again. Show me the practical step you’re taking you stupid shit.
Sitting down all day complaining you didn’t understand your life without doing anything? Oh hoo! You will understand it! Ab’oo ti o ni? You useless asshole.
Take actions. Yes! Do anything.
Figuring out your life doesn’t mean just doing a single thing. You have to kiss a lot of frogs. You have to do things you didn’t want to do. You have to go where you didn’t want to go. You have to take actions you didn’t want to take.
Sometimes you’ll feel miserable. And sometimes you’ll feel like shit. Most times you’ll regret everything. And some other times you’ll feel like king.
But believe me, your ideas will only remain well ‘your ideas’ without taking the necessary steps and fighting your way out.
That crazy ideas of yours might turn you to a living legend only if you could put yourself out there.
So stop talking about it and start taking actions now.
Action is the only thing that counts.
And if you think you’re still not ready to take actions and challenge your beliefs then fuck you and fuck your ideas.
And not just that you don’t know it but the notion of this purpose is killing you. What the heck is my purpose? You keep on asking yourself.
And you’re just tired of life.
All because you just don’t understand what is happening. This purpose is too much to handle. It is something that is killing people all day and night and it seem people are doing nothing to understand it because what purpose does it serves when you don’t even understand the shit you’re passing through? It is better to just remain there smiling and suffering – but no way – I Am Lasisi is here to tell you:
It’s okay if you don’t understand your purpose.
You can always start from having none to detecting plenty. Because very soon your life will be flying with fame and purpose with a beautiful garden around you where nothing seem insignificant and every little things count as blessing.
I know we all want to have something to live for. Something we can die for. But believe me, we still have to face the feelings of not understanding our purpose because not everyone will understand us.
What you call your own purpose will be something somebody else is calling wasting of time. They will think only those who has nothing to do in their lives are the one who could do that. They might even call it useless shit. When in reality, what they’re calling useless is what you’re happy as fuck doing.
And after meeting so many people calling what you love to do a useless shit then you also started believing them. Not at once but gradually. You started doubting yourself.
And after a year or so you think maybe it’s not for you? After all if it was meant for you then people won’t be looking down on it, they should be smiling and jumping anytime they see you doing it. And then you forget all about it. You forget all about your dreams all because people are calling it shit. And instead of you to shrug and join them in calling it shit and continue doing it anyway, you stopped and become depressed and now you’re asking yourself, “What can I do with my life?”
There’s nothing else you can do except to accept the flaws of your dreams and went back there to pick it up without caring about what anyone says about it. The only time to give a fuck is when they’re saying, “Yeah man, good job. Keep doing the shit, it really cool man,” and you also smiled and raised your not too potholes skubby like head and say, “Yeah man, thanks. I gotta continue doing this shit man,” and you’re shaking your head like an hamburger kids trying to prove his point all over his friends saying hamburger is dope men!
That’s the only way to live your dream.
When everyone are all talking shit about it – you join them. When they’re giving you a thumbs up – you also say yeah am cool. You don’t run for anything. Both the negativity and the positivity ain’t affecting you. You’re controlling the shit all over your head.
Chasing dreams and achieving goals are all the same. They want you to stop caring about shit and face them head on. Even when it seem you don’t understand them, they want you to hold the courage and keep on believing in them because they’re coming back to do the same for you.
All your dreams and goals are coming back to love you, take care of you and pampered you to eternity. But they want you to do the same for them first. They want you to trust them and keep on pushing forward.
Even when it seem you don’t really understand your life, your dreams and goals are all trusting you, they’re all respecting you, they’re all putting your efforts first. Because they all love you. Yes! All your dreams really care about you. They want you to achieve them and turn them into reality.
My brothers and sisters,
Please, promised yourself one thing. That no matter what is happening in your life. That you will achieve all your dreams. That you will turn them to reality.
Even if you don’t feel like. Even if it seem you’re hurting as hell. Even if it seem everyone are all talking shit about you. Please promised yourself that you will never give up.
Your dreams and your goals are all waiting for you at the finishing line.
I don’t know whether you’re thirty-five or forty something. Or you’re just a fortunate teenager. There’s one thing am going to tell you though: .. .. ..
Dating and or no Dating? It is different from understanding life.
If you think just because you’re dating different girls all at the same time, and that you’re now a sociological badass, where everyone and everything is now your play mate, that there’s no way people gonna escape your bullshit, then all am going to say is for you to wise up. Dating women with a motivational bullshit, controlling them with your emotional rewinder, and looping your way as if you’re such a jiu jiu kakaoda? Just wait until you enter real world, emotional bankruptcy will fuck you down.
And if you’re such a great warrior, someone who didn’t care about women, a man of true grit, independently shacohama, unbeatable in-ridicule, not giving a single shit, facing dream and facing goals, not interested in dating women, rest assured, a single woman is enough to fuck you up. All your bullshit mental toughness is coming back to hack you hard, where no one will be there rescuing you, all because you didn’t learn about women. Ultimately a disgraceful to your own life. Wise up men. You need women and you need life.
This article will be a wakeup call.
Instead of foolishly entering into marriage. I want you to understand life. And if you think which life you’re even going to understand? Then here is my question for you:
Is this your same messed up life you’re going to transfered in to your children? This useless attitude of yours? Where you’re always whining and complaining just because something stupidly happened?
That’s a life I wouldn’t want you to live.
I don’t care how you view this.
People are becoming more and more stupid. They’re living life all because that’s how their own parents do things. Following the same way all over again without using a different tactics? Is that how they really wanted to be great? Doing the same shit over and over again and be expecting different results? Fuck them all. They will never succeed.
I know I might offend so many people. But believe me. I am ready for the challenge. Living your life on a good mode is all that am striving for you to be. Where you understand life without neglecting success about women. That’s the best life I want you to live.
Forget about listening to your friends. Most of them are such useless coward who can’t even told their parents to give them some time so that then can figure out their lives. They’re just doing shit to make everyone happy. Neglecting their own course along the line. They’re such a useless. I hate them all.
And I don’t want you to listen to your teacher, your church and or your pastors. Most of them are just full of understanding of a useless theory. None of this dude ever do the practical. They’re just telling you shit about dating. When in reality, many of these fuck-face never married their dream man/woman. And believe me: the fuck-face you’re giving all your total respect and loyalty to also married an ugly woman. And when you try to whine about his stupid woman all you hear is the fucking mental masturbation, “You shouldn’t put your values on beauty. Her behavior is all that matters,” ultimately bullshit. And yes I have to say, “Fuck that.” When people didn’t achieve something superb. They’ll started properlizing the useless shit they have. Claiming it’s the best. When in reality. It’s far from being original.
Be a truth seeker.
Having someone you love mean little to nothing jack shit. If you didn’t understand your life. As in you haven’t figured out your wants. Rest assured, you’re coming back to hate that man/woman.
It’s your life first. Then your partners life second. It is after when the two understand their different lives. They can now live a happy home together.
And don’t think you wouldn’t fight. That’s a lie. But maturity will play a big role here. If you’re just a fuckup religion said-it-all dating master, and you haven’t incorporate the real life journey, only full of holy lesson your theoretical pastor bestowed upon you, don’t blame anyone when you end up living a miserable life after your million gown wedding. Life doesn’t work in theory. We only achieve great in practical.
Firstly, Forget About Marriage.
Secondly, Learn About Women.
Thirdly, Understand Yourself.
But the problem is: you can’t achieve all that in theory. You need to do practical. And practical is the main shit. Where people run for cover. Hidden away their glory.
You know what people use to say? .. .. ..
“It doesn’t matter whether she’s beautiful or not. As long as she’s okay, then there’s nothing wrong with that.”
Eeh eh! Her beauty doesn’t matter? And this same stupid people who claimed beauty ain’t matter will be the one chasing somebody else’s woman even after their own fuckup marriage and yet still claiming beauty is nothing. And here they are chasing another man’s woman all because she’s beautiful? I really want to smack them in the gut.
You’re saying beauty is nothing. That only her attitude count. And yet, you’re chasing your second not-too understandable brother’s woman because of her sexiness? Why can’t you married your own sexy woman? You fucking asshole!
Seriously. Had I had the chance, the privilege to go out there meeting everyone, I could have given anyone with those mental bullshit a smack in the face, sending them flying a mile, and then later kick the shit out of them. Telling me shit about women, huh? You fucking asshole.
Women are good creatures. (What make you think they’re all evil and full of useless life all depends on your experience and the woman you’re dating).
If you think all women are all evil then I want you to think again. Maybe you’re dating the wrong types? Maybe you’re the one causing the whole shit?
I was in your shoes back in the days. I was so fuckup that my life ain’t interesting at all. I was a complete loser. I lose women just the way am loosing skills of living life. Not until I realized the real shit, the real shit behind dating and success. Behind living an extraordinary life instead of just plainly being a useless fuckup dude living life only to please others. Then I started making some changes. Toughen it up. Creating a system. And finally living my real life (in an adventurous way). Where am taking everyday just the way it comes. Not stressing a shit.
Although it was boring – as hell. I don’t go out anyhow. I don’t talk to people anyhow. I hardly play with friends because the true realization of your life won’t actually comes at your socializing moments. They come when you’re in a deep shit and there’s nothing else you could do unless to take the hard way and figure it out without relying on any fucking body to lift you up.
Believe me; true realization will come when you’re not connected to anything or anyone except yourself in a very boring as fuck situation and or environment. It is you and yourself. Asking yourself all the questions you’ve been trying to avoid.
Why are you living a fuckup life?
Why are you losing every single women of your life? Why are you chasing them away? You could have become great just before now but your stupid loosy behavior is the one that is keeping you back at bay.
You call yourself a bad boy yet you’re living a desert life. No women! No reasonable and genuine friends! No nothing. Just being a bad boy, huh?
You need to wake up my brother. After being the bad boy all for this decade and yet you’re still living in a desert then please let try something else. Let trying bean a reality man. A man who can point a middle finger to himself and say, “Yeah, this ain’t the life I want. I really want women to be swimming around me. These little chickens are a good creatures. They’re soft and interesting. And telling people I don’t like them is like giving myself a smack in the face. I need to face the reality man. I need to change this fuckup life.” Yeah! That’s the man I really want you to be. A man who is ready for all the responsibilities. A man who never waited untill new year resolution before he did what deem necessary to be done.
Please date women am begging you!
Women are tired of the useless life almost every man are all living. They’re tired of not seeing a genuine man to look them straight in the eyes and say, “Yes babe, even though you realize am dating more women. I love you and I really care about you.” They want that man. Stop lying all over the time. Learn to drop some bomb. Am serious, women will love you for it.
Dating them (yeah more than one) is what really make them happy. They’re going to cherish you. Because other women are falling head-over-hill for you is the reason they’re following your lead and respecting you. Once they realized you’re such a useless shit which other women won’t even dare to sneak a glance then you’re doomed. It’s over for you.
Just because you love your woman doesn’t mean you should become a fool. They want you to demonstrate your macho side. (Not by being stupid because I have to keep on pestering you on that. A stupid bad boy is different from a badass real guy who understand his fucking life. Not a low life living dude dragging himself all around with a bullshit mantra, “I gat this life men. Yeah! I gotta be fucking me,” No! You gotta be fucking different am serious. Not that useless man you should be – you stupid asshole. Be serious with your life. Approach real women. Not your so call ‘below average’ not so ugly women living in the same shit with you. A low life is a low life. Simple as a,b,c.
Please date women. They have a lot to teach you about life and about your own personalities. And please, always try to be honest. (Just don’t go around preaching how straightforward you are. A wise man always knows when to bend shit). That means to say – saying the truth also has some rules). I gotta explain that in the nearest future.
And for a woman:
Please always have some clarity. If you’re not ready to be serious please tell the dude and let the two understand where they belong in their different dictionaries.
Although not every man are okay with that but (we)? We really give a fuck about that. We want clarity about our goals and ambitions. Please respect us.
And I don’t think I need to inform women to date more men. After all, they’re the best at doing that shit. (Even your typical Mummy in the Lord won’t prove that this brain box sparkling shoes is the only man she dated before she went back to serve her Heavenly Father’s House), or so they called? We just only have to use our brains.
And for this being said .. .. ..
I gotta end the fucking article.
(And hey, you might think I shouldn’t end it like that. Well, all have gat to say is – fuck you!).