“I Wish No One Really Wish Me A Happy Birthday.”

I know my articles always be a turnup stood. It is either am being great or am being poor. But today, I realized, my life could have been better if I did did what I am supposed to do.

I don’t know anything about life. Nor am I planning to be a crazy asshole. But why? Why haven’t I become great?

There are so many opportunities in this life. Couples with some unbreakable talents. But here I am wasting everything away all because I couldn’t give it honest-to-god try. Why?

I have a destiny. A miracle to make my life count. And yet, I was so stupid chasing dreams, goals that I wouldn’t care about. What a useless life?

I wish you don’t wish me a happy birthday. I don’t think I deserve all this.

Because of me some people are suffering. Because of me so many people are living a useless life. And because of me those that could have been great didn’t become great. Then what the fuck am I doing with my life?

Am I not wasting the best beautiful time that I’ve been got? Am I not being a useless fellow?

To God who made me I really wanted to be great.

‘Yes! I really wanted to be a useful hero.’ (This is me crying because I realized I was living a useless life).

I know I wouldn’t have a second chance.

I know there’s no assurance of coming back here. Even if I did want to, I might not end up being here. So, why am I wasting my time?

I have the talent, but, I don’t know why I haven’t succeeded. Is it dedication? Maybe yes! But what exactly is it that I have to do that will make me succeed? What exactly is the purpose of me being here? Why am I being a useless fellow?

You might think that am getting nut. Well, maybe yes. Because there’s no point of me being here without making my life count.

I don’t know about you. But for me, my life must be something. I must amount to something great. I must look at myself in the mirror and say, “Yeah fuck you Lasisi for living a useless life.”

But there’s still a solution .. .. ..

There’s still a solution for me to be happy. There’s still enough time for me to change my life.

Many people will say yes to this thing. They will say yes because I haven’t been a good kid. But I tell you, I will never be something that you want me to be. I will never amount to that meaning of your wonderful life.

I have my dream. I have my own ambitions. And I have my own personal ways of life. Believe me, I am not here to make anyone happy. Instead, I am here to kick you in the ass. That, “Why are you also living a useless life?”

Fuck you for giving me a reason.

Fuck you for telling me your sisters caused it. And yes fuck you for saying, “You know, I could have make a good use of my time, but the challenges are not normal.”

Fuck you now and fuck you forever.

You have to be great.

You have to live a dangerous life. A life where you don’t care about what anyone says about you. As long as you’re becoming what exactly you’ve been dreaming to become.

I know you have a good cause. I believe you really wanted to amount to something great. Believe me, I have the trust in you.

So never give up. Never forget that thing you’ve been dreaming to get. Never settle because it seem you couldn’t live up to your standard. Be a good heroes. A badass. Someone living life on the edge.

And I believe, you will surely succeed.

(After crying I realized, I still have a second chance).

Have a wonderful day.

It’s still your guy, Lasisi.

(And yeah! You can watch my video down there. And of course, I think I look eye-catching. Looolllllzzzzzz).

Me Drinking Coffee. And thanks for this, Investor Y.K. I love you bro. And hey, hope you enjoy it? Gbagam!

Okay now, welcome to my journey so far. I hope you enjoyed it?

It’s okay! Never live a useless life.

Be wise and use your brain! !! !!!

Working With The Devil

Bad guys mentality!

Both love and hatred all have their own consequences. Loving someone is a crime and unloving them is a punishment, both for you and your lover counterpart.

It is to say that love gives you motivation plus ability to conquer all obstacles without feeling down by the power of thinking about your special someone.

And yet, you feel depressed any moment of misunderstanding between you and the person you really cared about. And the crazy part of it is that; you sometimes feel like not loving at all.

And with all this huddles. I am still confident enough to tell you .. .. ..

Women are excellent!

As a man, I really believe in women. Not only did they light your day, they also light your life.

If you’re such a useless good-for-nothing asshole living like a shit, believing in your mind that nothing could change you because you’ve already design your life in a way that you want it. The moment you meet your dream girl (or not your dream girl because if you know you’re going to meet her your life wouldn’t be a mess for that long, you could have changed very long time ago) you’re going to realize all the fucks that have been fucking your life.

It’s always amazed me when someone you’ve been talking to all day long about how they’re living their lives suddenly changed all because they meet their woman. You just sit back and wonder, “What really happens to this guy?” And then after two months you realize, your guy has falling in love. What a joke!?

A dick headed guy suddenly turn to an amazing lover and forget all about his stupid character only to satisfy emotional needs of his woman. I tell you, women are wonderful.

But here is the kicker;

People changing in character doesn’t play with their beliefs.

I have so many guys who pampered their women. (Yeah I said women because we all practice polygamous dating. And am sorry if I really disappoint you okay, that’s how I live my life. And just because you’re falling head-over-hill for me doesn’t mean am going to lie, it is better for you to know the truth sooner than later. And if you think damn with me for being honest, then you should go fuck yourself. Yeah!).

These guys always appear different when they’re with their babes but show their true colors around me. And when I ask them why they’re not being honest around women they’ll say, ‘that is what women want’. Really? (Women in the house. Is that what you want? For your man to be dishonest with you?).

Telling women what you think they want to hear is the same as lying to yourself.

Either it’s a white lie or a black lie, I really didn’t support any, but I do believe in one thing: your lifestyle will talk much about you. If you values honesty, it will display in your character and no one can deceive me of that.

If you think lying to women is the only way to win them then you’ve been dating the wrong babes.

Be honest with your feelings!

I know that am going to offend many people. Because there’s no way you’ll live a wonderful life without turning some people understanding of life upsidedown. But you know what? They all have to deal with it.

If you’re deeply interested in someone, but after two to three days you realize you was just being silly enough, that true love ain’t in your dictionary (at least not for that person). Then instead of trying to endure the relationship, ask yourself, “Why am I not being true to myself?”

Seeing your life in retrospective is the only way to meet yourself and face the demon in your life. Everyone has his own battle, they’re only different in shape, sizes and in dimensions. So be true to your feelings and stop fighting yourself up.

Because at the end of the day, falling in love is still better than trying to be cool, pretending to be the master of your emotions when in reality, you’re just being dumb.

So free yourself up and taste the devil behind the scenes of having a serious relationship. And as you’re dealing with your devil (yeah, both you and your woman), kindly remember, there’s difference between relationship and getting married. So use your brain!

(But anyway, I think every woman is a devil, you as a man just have to know how to live with them better. Or to put it this way: plan your life, so that you can meet the right one!).

Have a wonderful trip.

How Do You Want To Succeed In Your Life??

Right from the beginning you’ve been dreaming about something.

You’ve been calculating, reasoning and familiarizing yourself with whatever the fuck you want to be. But as you get older you realize life ain’t that easy to live in. And then you started doubting your beliefs.

Should you chose to live your life anyhow you want to or should you just follow societal standards way of living? And if you should live your life then how will you cope with the people around you? Okay if the people around you understand then what about the people at work? – Will they also understand?

Alright for the people at work they’re all going to get over it after all it’s your life and it’s none of anybody’s business how you end up living it but what about the people in your Church/Mosque/Social Gathering and so on – will they also understand? And again what about your pastor, your parents and the like of your family members – will they also understand?

You keep on asking and asking and asking until you finally reach the notion of your spouse. What if the person of your dream didn’t support the motive of your life? What if he/she is a selfish asshole who only care about his/her own dreams but never gives a fuck about your own? Okay what if he/she didn’t even support you? What if and what if and what if and what if until you finally reach your limit and you doze off without knowing why the fuck you’re even asking.

Then the next day you woke up and you started realizing shit. You started seeing yourself in a different light. You started assuming you’re a badass. Someone who doesn’t gives a shit and people around you are now kissing your ass as if you’re a goddess from heaven.

And after some minutes people started gathering, paying you respect and sabotaging their wants and life desires all because they think you’re a messiah.

But the moment you try to talk you wake up and realize you’re in a good dream – “Sweet Jesus thanks for showing your kid thy way” is your next words.

Then after two to three years you realize the dream was not coming to pass but you waited because you’re a true believer.

Another five years has passed and now you started doubting your dream – maybe the dream was stupid? – But well as a man/woman of God you keep on believing and you continue enjoying your life waiting for your dream to come true.

But now you’ve reach thirty and nothing seem like a sign of your dream and you started to panic. Getting panic because it seem you might die any moment from now without experiencing your dream.

What you failed to realize all this years is the difference between dream and reality.

Your dream is telling you something and your reality is saying another. And that ain’t the only problem another problem is that .. .. ..

You are believing too much.

You are putting all your energies in a believe instead of actually dragging your ass to work. Instead of putting yourself out there working on something that could maybe bring your dream to reality you’re staying down there talking about it.

If believe was the only thing to make people succeed do you think people will be living a shitty life? Do you think almost 95% of people will be poor? No way. If believe alone was the ultimate journey to success then both me and you might be living in our own mansions by now. But no. Not believe. Not determination. But our gradual approach to the life we really want to live.

And believe me, determination alone won’t solve your shit. You can sit down there and be determined all day without dragging your ass out of that stupid chair and still be thinking you gonna make it. You can’t. Because sitting down there assuming success is all about one thing: assuming. You’re just assuming shit.

I have been dreaming, determine, calculating, all at the same time on a stupid chair for all day without actually taking any steps to make my actions work.

Because theoretically speaking almost every dude was a brilliant dudes when it turn to talking about success – anyone can drag his/her ass out there talking about what the fuck they really want to be in the nearest future only to shut the fuckup when you ask them how they’re going to achieve it.

We all have a dream only when we’re not talking about reality. Because reality alone is what set our dreams apart from us.

So it is not about success it is all about how you want to achieve it.

Instead of dreaming and talking about it, ask yourself, “What are the practical ways for me to succeed?”

Because at the end of the day nobody gonna say, “Yes man! We believe in your dream and we are ready to follow it to the chore,” if you didn’t have any practical ways to lead them through.

So for this being said. Have a critical and awesomely badass ways to achieve your dreams.

Have a glorious day.

It’s still your guy .. .. ..


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Your God Will Ask You.

Because you didn’t achieve your dream – He will question you.

Welcome to yet another kick-ass article.

I sat down doing nothing (except that am thinking). Looking everywhere around me and asking myself: “Is people really living their lives?” “Are they really happy with the situation they found themselves?” “And if they’re not happy, are they doing anything to change it?”

Then I realized: Most of these people doesn’t even realize their situations. They don’t even believe they could change it. They’re not even aware of the possibilities. Except- someone is there to show them. Then who could that person can be…???

“Once you have an ability to detect problems. And you have some ways to counter it. Then believe me, that might be your goals. And if you think you don’t really worth it, and you leave the problem unsolved. Then am certain; your God will ask you.”

By Lasisi Isaiah Oluwadamilare.
“I Am Lasisi .Com”

People are not happy, they don’t know what they could do, and here you are sitting down looking at them without any intention of helping them? How will you face your God when the time really comes?

You don’t need to shout “Hey, here is me, and am helping you.” But you need to take some necessary actions in order to help out. These people won’t figure out their lives without someone like you jumping in, after all, you also did learn from some people.

Yeah, you also have some people you’re looking up to. Likewise, some people are also looking up to you. It’s a vice versa universe.

But why can’t you be of help? Why can’t you show your skills? Why can’t you at least volunteer to help?

No! You don’t necessarily need money. Yes! And am dead fucking serious. Just do the thing and do it well then see if money will come.. … Of course, it will surely come.

“A belief that can kill you most is to believe without making money, you can’t really be of help. Hell no. Sometimes, helping someone in itself is enough for you to live a happy life.”

Although making money is good, and am not turning a blind eyes to all the sweetness of having money, but that doesn’t necessarily should be the reason for you not to live the life you really wanted to live. Once you’ve figured out your life, then by all means try your best to make it worth remembering.

There’s a God gifted capacity in you, and only you can used it just the way God want it to be used. So saying or thinking maybe it’s just not for you is an overrated word. It is for you, and only you alone can make it work.

So ask yourself: “Which part in me that God really want me to take a good care of?” And “Which of my talents is God really want to use for His glory?” Believe me, all your talents ain’t there for you alone, they’re also meant for the benefits of most people.

And if you think you still don’t see a way to make good use of it. Then I have to tell you … … …

“Your God Will Ask You!”

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“Me Vs Them” – (The Journey Of An Unbearable Mission).

“I don’t have a ‘PLAN B’. It is either do or die.’

I’ve embarked on this journey of ever finding wisdom. Where I told myself that no matter what happens, I will never ever give up.

I know there will always be an obstacle. There will always be something to fight for. But I promised, no matter the situation I found myself, I will never give up.

Many people are waiting for my downfall. Some are waiting for me to crash. And many are just plainly doesn’t care. Fuck them. Have gat to live my life.

I know it’s going to be hard. Read this: IT IS GOING TO BE TOUGH and I believe I must make it hard on myself. But one thing I wouldn’t accept though is that; I won’t ever accept defeat. And I won’t ever back down.

You can say all the fuck you really wants to say about me, I don’t care. You can go a greater length mocking me all you want, I could only care less. But one thing is certain: you just can’t stop me from becoming the person I really wanted to become. This is “Me Vs You”. Me against all your stupid bullshit.

Many of my colleagues are just here to use me. They only care about what they want without giving a fuck about how that is affecting me. And truth be told; I don’t really think much about it back then. But now? Someone need to use his brain.

‘Because I didn’t care much about anything in life people thought they could just use me to get what they want. Do they think am that useless?’

I have been living my life without caring much about anything specific in life. I live without having baggage or obligations. When I have money I spent it. And when I have none I also work for it. And anytime I work for the said money, I also spend it without caring much. All I believe is that; I only have one life and am going to make that life count. Not realizing that, just because am holding this mentality is the main reason I am being fucked.

People fuck me real bad.

“Taking care of my woman is what gives me joy and yet many women see through this and use it all against me. I really don’t believe in having much and this give me the ability to invest both my time and my resources in something or someone that I really care about not knowing that these things or these people doesn’t really values my energies. I have been dating and exploring because I really want to but the majority of people I met ain’t that full of honesty, they prefer some half-truth mentality. And instead of me to see all these people the way they are I was trying to see something else. I was trying to live my life the way I really wanted to while they’re trying to exploit as much as possible because I didn’t seem to care much. And instead of them to appreciate my kind they thought I was just being a naive boy. Or to make it accurate, they thought I was a tool to get where they’re intended to be without giving a flying fuck about who I be. What a weirdest life?”

I love my people but do they love me? I really care about them but do they give a fuck about me? I love their loyalty and I can go a greater length to make their lives okay but do they really care about mine? I don’t care about money yet am working my ass off in other to serve these people but yet they didn’t appreciate it. Then what else should I do?

I really love to leave people better than I meet them yet these people ain’t seem so concern about mine. They just thought I was a good fucking kid.

Yes, I was good indeed but that doesn’t mean I didn’t know what I was doing.

I knew my life and I knew all the boundaries I could set but because of the conveniences of my people I was chosing to think otherwise and yet these people thought I was just a pushover.

I hate offending people not because I can’t fight or because I couldn’t face their wrath but because I couldn’t summon the strength to dilute more peace with more hatred. So thinking you can just mock me and disqualified my work might actually get you kicked.

I don’t care about anything in life but that doesn’t mean I don’t have a greater future. Nope! I have a future that might even greater than yours.

Am not here to beg you nor do I care about what you feel about this. But I do give a fuck about what you gonna do because, in the nearest few months you might come back regretting many of the deed that you’ve done against me.

The botanical nice guy has gone and your elderly pushover is no more. So instead of waiting there thinking about what could go wrong I want you to start preparing for life of critical efforts. Where you only get what you worth from me not what I thought I should give.

This is “Me Vs You” (The Most Unbearable Mission).

The mission that make people questions themselves. Am just tired of making you happy.

If you couldn’t be happy on your own then you ain’t that really worth it. Fuck you and fuck your ultimate mentality.

And for the people who really have genuine interest in me? Thanks you all and God bless you.

For the haters? They should all go fuck themselves.

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